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So I'm sitting in the bathroom with my laptop for a few minutes while the tornado sirens are going off, tired of looking at weather.com, so here are a few thoughts from the week
- When I order a Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich with cheese only... that does NOT mean I want no buffalo sauce or ranch on it. If I wanted a plain chicken and cheese sandwich, I would have ordered a plain chicken and cheese sandwich, not the Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich
- When you fail to use your turn signal and cut me off bad enough that I need to swerve onto the shoulder of the interstate to not get hit by you, don't be surprised when you get flipped off
- The tornado sirens in Cincinnati are not loud enough to wake me up if I were sleeping. Then again, I haven't found an alarm cloud loud enough to wake me either...
- If you put a flyer for your sale or event on my car windshield at night, not only will I not attend the event being advertised, I will make an extra effort to avoid your business/organization at all costs. Don't touch my freakin car
- Laura's been in Florida all week for work. When she's gone, I'm a lot less productive. Of the 10 things I wanted to get done while she was gone, I accomplished 0 of them. Go me!
- For the past 2 weeks I've been drinking water, at least 4 bottles a day, sometimes more. Before 2 weeks ago, my only water intake came from brushing my teeth. How long does it take to get used to the water so I'm not running to the bathroom every 20 minutes!?
- I love Buffalo Wild Wings
The sirens have gone off now... time for bed